Let’s have fun looking at all the terrifying things he’s said now that we won’t be subjected to them!
Presidential hopeful and all-star creep Ted Cruz dropped out of the 2016 race for presidency on Tuesday night, leaving Donald Trump as the last remaining contender for nomination in the Republican primaries.
To those bemoaning Cruz’s drop out, look, it’s understandable. We’re living in a bizarre Wonderland of a Presidential race, in which down is up and up is down, establishment is anti-establishment and vice versa.
Trust this, though–Ted Cruz is the worst of two evils. Let that sink in for a second.
Not to give him too much to be proud of, but we nonetheless just dodged a candidate who could have done massive, actual damage had he won the primaries, and, later, been a serious contender for presidency.
To be clear: Donald Trump doesn’t solidly believe a word that comes out of his mouth. He is still terrifying, undeniably, and must be defeated. Nonetheless, that paints a stark contrast with Cruz, an ideologue, who believes every last word and believes it with vigor.
Now that he’s off somewhere in solitude, hopefully kicking himself over a basic lack of basketball jargon, let’s take a trip through memory lane at all of the truly frightening things Senator Cruz has uttered over the past year, and temporarily reward ourselves over his ousting before turning our attention towards Trump.